Roses r famous
for grace
Advocates r famous for case
Horses r famous for Race
But u r famous
for SMILE on ur face so keep smiling always.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
A friend cannot be considered a friend
A friend cannot be considered a friend unless he / she is tested on three occasions:In time of need,Behind your back and After your death. (Hazrat Ali (AS))
Monday, February 25, 2008
Dear Customer, U have now subscribed Kanjoosi Package
Dear Customer, U have now subscribed Kanjoosi Package. U can Enjoy saving of SMSs. Ur Subscription title Kanjoos is valid until ALLAH give U TOFIQ to send Sms.!
Free Free Free
Free Free Free
free breakfast
free lunch
free dinner
just visit
"Data Darbar"
& enjoy unlimited offers.
Paj paj k jao te Raj Raj k aao.
Mujhe app say ...
Mujhe
>
Aap
Se
P....
Pi...
Piy...
Piya...
Piyaa...
Piyaaz Aalu mangwane they.
La dein gay???
Ha ha ha ha ha
"AQAL"kyA hoti hai?
"AQAL"kyA hoti hai?
Asman ne kaha:
Buhat Buland hoti hai,
Sagar ne kaha:
Buhat Gehri hoti hai,
Ap ne kaha:
Hain. . . . . . . . . . ..
Woh kya hoti hai?
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Masroofiat?
Masroofiat?
gurbat?
laparwahi?
Kanjosi?
Ungli ke chot?
narazgi?
Mob ke kharabi?
Alfaz ke qillat?
Nakhray?
ya koi or waja hay SMS na Kernay ke?
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Pani may Tairna Machli ka Style
Pani may Tairna Machli ka Style
Hawa may urna Parinday ka Style
Sms Bhejna Apun Ka style
Muft may SMs parhna Apka Style
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Kon rkhta hay yadouw ko?
Kon rkhta hay yadouw ko?
Log tuo chehray tq bhool jatay hain
Naam tuo krlaytay hain
Mobile may save..
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Who r u? Why do u keep messaging me?
Who r u? Why do u keep messaging me?
Who gave u my numbr?
Plz neva messge me again? Maynay kabhi Aesa Kaha?
Nahi na!
tuo msg karona Phr Dhakkan.
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Loha baich
Loha baich
Raddi baich
teen dabba baich
Plastic ke jootiyaan baich
Sookhi rotiyaan baich
Kuch b baich
Balance Dalwa..
Or phr mjhey SMs Bhaij
Manhoos..
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kia laykr aye thay,
kia laykr aye thay,
kia layker jaowgay?
mjhey sms na kr k,
ktnay paisay bachaow gay?
Itnay paisay bacha ker,
kia mobile may
"CNG"
Lag waowgay?
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kia ker rahay ho?
kia ker rahay ho?
buzy ho?
kitnay buzy ho?
thoray ho k
Bohot ho?
agr thoray ho tuo sms q nahi kertay?
ager bohot ho tuo sms q parh rhay ho?
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Allah He Allah Kia karo
Allah He Allah Kia karo,
Dukh na kise ko dia karo 1 Rupay ka SMS hay
Kabhi kabhi tuo kia Karo Kanjoos :P
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Hands Up
Hands Up
Ager jan pyare hay tuo
Jitnay SMS inbox may hain sab send karo
Draft may kia hay? Wo b Nikalo
Nahi?
tu ye GOLI khaow
DhishKiyuuuuuw158 characters
Ae meray ALLah
,*'*, * * +
( c '? + *
>-- Ae meray ALLah her KANJOOs makhichoos ko SMS recieve kernay k saath 7 send kernay ke bhe tofeeq ata farma
"AAMEEN"
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Miss Call ek masti hay
Miss Call ek masti hay
ye sms say sasti hay
Neend ko bhagati hay
Khoon ko jalati hay
Demag ko pakati hay or kanjoos ko hamari yad dilate hay
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SMS Rate In:
SMS Rate In:
2002:RS.5
2003:RS.4
2004:RS.3
2005:RS.2
2006:RS.1
2007:FREE
Ab bhe msg nahi karo gay tu miaan kb karogay?
Jab SMS kernay k paisay milaingay tb?
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Yarow ke Yari pe Shak nhi krtay
Yarow ke Yari pe Shak nhi krtay
Jb hum Bol rhay ho tuo Bk Bk Nhi Kertay
Paraeshan Krtay ho jb hm so rhay hotayhain
Ab hm Jag rahay hain tuo SMS nhi krtay :(159 characters
Zamana bohot he kharaab hogya hay
Zamana bohot he kharaab hogya hay
Her sawaal ka ulta jawaab hogya hay
Na sms, Na Call or na hi koi miscall
Her banda he mobile lay ker nawaab hogya hay
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